So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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