Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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