Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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