I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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