Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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