butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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