It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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