I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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