bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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