How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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