In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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