i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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