i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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