ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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