We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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