I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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