the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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