She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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