GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
True college students do jello shots in the library
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