Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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