he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
