I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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