ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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