Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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