I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
