they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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