Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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