But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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