I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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