She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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