god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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