i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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