I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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