i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
So many bounce houses so little time
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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