Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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