have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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