Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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