he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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