I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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