Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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