come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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