You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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