Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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