I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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