how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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