your thong is hanging out like whoa
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I have already put on my inside pants.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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