No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The convent might be a nice break from real life
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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