How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize