Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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