margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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