Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
