You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
