dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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