This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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