Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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